6:Prince’s Complaint: Aren’t there any normal princesses out there?? I’d like to meet a princess who actually likes me- for me- not just because i came valiantly to her rescue. A princess who reads by the hour because she likes books! Not because she’s been locked in a tower for years. That would be refreshing! A princess who hide her beautiful face in ashes and pretend to be a maid until i throw a ball, and then suddenly there she appears- only to disappear again. I mean some guys think that’s interesting- but I’d like to actually finish our dance and say good night? And then really! You think the best way to meet me is to eat a poison apple and get your seven best friends put you in a glass coffin! A simple, “Hi, my name is Snow White.” Would work just fine for me! Really! (Prince hears something) oh no! Gotta run. Another princess in trouble!
6.5:Grouch: Ahhh, I love this crummy weather! Oh, yes, isn’t just heaven when it’s all gloomy and dreary like this. Yep, this weather is my cup of mud. I’m glad that someone agrees with me! Oh you don’t huh!? So you’re with them! So you think it should all be sunshine and roses, huh? Yuck! Just go with the flow? No way! It warms my heart to feel the frost! Spring and warmer days? Forget it feather face! Now I’ve done it! I’ve made you mad! There’s nothing better than an angry face in a beautifully dreary place! Guess you think I should leave, huh? Oh yeah, YOU should scram!(waits for person to leave) well if you’re not leaving, I am! Have a perfectly rotten day!
